Are we in a gay sports bar?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
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