my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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