So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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