so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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