What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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