I'll bet she douches with gravy.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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