apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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