Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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