I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
