do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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