Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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