thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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