The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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