i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She's the barista slut.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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