I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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