Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Damn victory sex feels great
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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