I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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