Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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