mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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