You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Randomize
