If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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