he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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