Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Floor bacon is actually really good
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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