# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
