But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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