Who wears a wallet chain?!
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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