Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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