If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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