She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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