i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Hippo gnu deer
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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