I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ugly people sure do ruin things
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
