i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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