I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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