I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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