I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Dicks are not precious.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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