Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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