Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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