I want to have your abortion
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
