My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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