would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
