im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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