I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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