Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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