Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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