There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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