I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
