we made out on top of his cat.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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