im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Of course I have a pirate flag
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
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