so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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