she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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